I'm Chris and I find myself really funny. I ebay more for the competition than the buying of bargin items, and enjoy discussing how badly produced Sweeny Tod is.

5th March 2010

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Things I have discovered tonight

  • Pochahontas is an immigrant
  • Hula Hoops have really gone downhill lately, Jesus
  • My packet of Bourbons are telling me to ‘tear here’ yet there is nothing to tear… I’m getting bare vexxed out
  • Deal or No Deal just makes me want to spontaneously implode when they don’t win big
  • Everybody on the Simpsons is left-handed, which pleases me
  • The NME Souvenir Box Set mix CD is actually really, really quite good
  • I have four people listed as my parents. Don’t you see, Facebook? That is quite impossible
  • Friday nights drill