December 2010
1 post
Well well
September 2010
1 post
Long time no speak, Tumblr
March 2010
18 posts
Doing ICT to music always makes it seem more...
I drag my files in slow motion
What the fuck?
I accidently wrote that I liked Freddie when I meant JJ. What is wrong with me? I am going to go stick my penis into a live plug socket to punish myself, laters.
Skins
I just re-watched it to check I wasn’t missing anything. I wasn’t. It really was that shit. Such a fucking disappointment, and the only characters I actually liked by the end of this series were Cook, Freddie and Naomi. Everyone needs to stop being so pissing annoying.
Things I have discovered tonight
Pochahontas is an immigrant
Hula Hoops have really gone downhill lately, Jesus
My packet of Bourbons are telling me to ‘tear here’ yet there is nothing to tear… I’m getting bare vexxed out
Deal or No Deal just makes me want to spontaneously implode when they don’t win big
Everybody on the Simpsons is left-handed, which pleases me
The NME Souvenir Box Set mix CD...
I don't talk like that.
beth! said (19:55): poor ‘ole Aaron Ramsey Chris said (19:55): Ryan Shawcross is my hero. beth! said (19:56): you’re a mug! Chris said (19:58): I’ll send Ryan over to do a job on your legs if you’re not careful. beth! said (19:58): faaaack off Chris said (19:59): Just for your foul mouth, I’ll do it tomorrow personally. beth! said (19:59): you would never do that, I’m bare cute! ;) Chris said...
I'm watching Pochahontas with my youngest sister.
I hate staying in on Fridays. I don’t even understand Pochahontas, fairy certain she is the first illegal immigrant ever…
“I don’t believe in sexuality at all. People are very unsexy. I don’t enjoy that...”
– Sid Vicious (via itsjustlikeshesinanotherworld)
Microwaveable chicken curry, why must you be so...
Oh, because you were 79 pence from Somerfields.
I've been reading through my old MSN chat logs...
What do you get when you cross a banana, a tin of golden syrup and a bag of percy pigs? A large amount of horny, British fourteen/fifteen year olds.
LOVE.
ShineGianna: I hope he got all the sand out of his vagina.
aysummaaa: HAHAHAHAHA.
aysummaaa: he probably got selena gomez to lick it out for him.
WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED YOU TO BE ONLINE BECAUSE I BLOODY MISS YOU AND WE HAVENT SPOKEN IN DAYS.
Dear British Chris,
giannasunshine:
You’re going to Prom with me.
Shut up, it’s already done.
We can be miserable together.
Summer may or may not watch depending on her prissy little mood.
The end.
I signed on to Tumblr for the first time in weeks just to reply to this, so you best feel very special. Of course I will go to Prom with you, Gianna. We can eat cheeseburgers, and then have wild, vigerous sex...
February 2010
17 posts
I feel like shit.
Htghjujn;ytrtvs. four days until half term. C’mon.
I had a bacon butty and a vanilla milkshake at...
Then Convent Garden to laugh at the guy who pretends to be a dog, and buy loads of Echo and the Bunnymen vinyl. Safe.
I am off to go get drunk in a field and...
Keeping it classy, you know.
"Brown toast for first course, white toast for...
I'm watching old episodes of Peep Show.
“If I laugh at everything she says, I’m bound to at least get a suck job.”
Wise words.
I still haven't seen the new episode of skins yet....
youresodamntypical:
I’m crying.
Shame. It was really, really, really good. My sister cried, and I told her she was a pathetic wank-stain. It was a nice moment.
I need to leave for school, but I really can't be...
I have ten minutes. Laters.
Why does Skins have a thing about stalkers?
Never the less, last nights episode was class. And Emily njffgwkjhyyh;fy. Safe.
I have just started writing twenty pages on why...
Fuck my life.
The Lives Of Others, rhubarb crumble and English coursework. Standard.
It’s seven minutes past midnight and I haven’t even bothered to start my History coursework. Fuck.
Spring my form. →
rebeccahicks:
jamie t | northern line
January 2010
154 posts
I have so much coursework to do for Monday.
And the weather outside is lovely. Really, really don’t want to be inside today. Fuck sake.
I am going out in 10 minutes.
It’s fucking freezing outside, and I want some bloody facking Jamie T tickets. That is all.
You've never even properly seen Summer Heights...
Watching just Jonah doesn’t count. Everyone needs a bitta Ja’mie and Mr Gee.
Oh, and you have a shit music taste.
Too bad a 'stoner' is better than you'll ever be.
thatsummergirl:
And I know you’ll see this because you’re a fucking stalker. Have fun being delusional about how ‘cool’ you think you are, for the rest of your life. Peace out.
I disagree. Of course I’ll fucking see it, it’s on my dashboard. Also, no one honestly wants to know how many people you’ve shagged/got with. Everything you say makes you sound like a slag, and...
You have no idea quite how much I want to go see...
Fuck being skint.
12th of February.
Enter Shikari. Yes lads.